the calf staff get creative

The Calf in Clapham Old Town has the best staff-written signage. Above is the chalk board outside the pub yesterday.

This is also the same place that had this note to criminals.

They even have obscure messages, like "HUNGRY? Go to the bar and talk"

And on their tip jar was a note that read: "Tipping is sexy". Yeah it is. I tipped them. I'm sexy.

Calf staff, you're the best.