Kevin, Peter, Rebecca, even John will do

I'm making a pact. I'm not going to join any more* services with stupid names. I'm so tired of cutesy, made-up words designed to achieve .com status and create a new verb that makes us sound like idiots to say. There. I said it.

*Unless they're really good in which case I'll wait for the word to gather its own meaning that I can associate with something positive. Ahem.