chris rocked

I saw Chris Rock at the Hammersmith Apollo last night. Here are a few worth ripping off as your own jokes:


On sex:
"The first time a woman sucked cum out my dick.. it felt so good I could read Arabic."

On childhood:
"When I was growing up, we were so poor, I couldn't be five until I was nine."

On Hillary Clinton
"Being married to a man doesn't give you his experience. Would you want your pilot's wife flying you home next week?"


OK the last one doesn't work that well in written form, but two just looked wrong.